"Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in."

Benjamin Franklin and Betsy Ross are getting married tomorrow.

No, really. Ralph Archbold, one of the most famous Ben Franklins, is getting married to Linda Wilde, who portrays Betsy Ross. They will apparently "exchange rings engraved with a kite and key and stars and stripes, symbols representing the historic characters they play."

I find this marriage to be unbearably cute.

(Is "Ben Franklins" grammatically correct? I've been staring at that sentence for five minutes now trying to figure out another way to say it.)